{"id":166,"date":"2025-02-10T20:40:35","date_gmt":"2025-02-11T01:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/?p=166"},"modified":"2025-02-10T20:55:23","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T01:55:23","slug":"trump-names-himself-principal-ballerina-of-kennedy-center-ballet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"Trump Names Himself Principal Ballerina of Kennedy Center Ballet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>WASHINGTON (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\">The Borowitz Report<\/a>)\u2014Donald J. Trump tightened his grip on the American arts scene on Monday by naming himself principal ballerina of the Kennedy Center Ballet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Announcing a purge of the company\u2019s ballerinas, Trump declared on Truth Social, \u201cI will soon be announcing a new roster of ballerinas, with an amazing principal ballerina, DONALD J. TRUMP.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He said he was \u201cdisgusted\u201d to discover that all of the company\u2019s current ballerinas were women, a state of affairs that he blamed on DEI.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump\u2019s takeover of the Kennedy Center has surprised millions of Americans, who previously thought that the worst thing that could happen to the Kennedy brand was JFK\u2019s nephew strapping a dismembered whale\u2019s head to his minivan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)\u2014Donald J. Trump tightened his grip on the American arts scene on Monday by naming himself principal ballerina of the Kennedy Center Ballet. Announcing a purge of the company\u2019s ballerinas, Trump declared on Truth Social, \u201cI will soon be announcing a new roster of ballerinas, with an amazing principal ballerina, DONALD J. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":169,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/trump.ballerina.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":172,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/172"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}