{"id":174,"date":"2025-03-25T11:57:20","date_gmt":"2025-03-25T16:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/?p=174"},"modified":"2025-03-25T12:08:10","modified_gmt":"2025-03-25T17:08:10","slug":"greenland-appoints-special-envoy-to-greet-trump-delegation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>GREENLAND (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/p\/greenland-appoints-special-envoy\">The Borowitz Report<\/a>)\u2014The government of Greenland has named a special ambassador to greet members of the Trump administration when they visit the territory this week, a Greenlandic official announced on Tuesday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The government spokesman, Hartvig Dorkelson, said that the newly-appointed ambassador will meet the American visitors \u201cthe moment they step off the plane.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe know that members of this delegation are very interested in Greenland\u2019s natural resources,\u201d the spokesman said. \u201cThanks to our ambassador, they will have an encounter with Greenlandic nature that they won\u2019t soon forget.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>According to the spokesman, the ambassador\u2019s plans for the visitors include lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GREENLAND (The Borowitz Report)\u2014The government of Greenland has named a special ambassador to greet members of the Trump administration when they visit the territory this week, a Greenlandic official announced on Tuesday. The government spokesman, Hartvig Dorkelson, said that the newly-appointed ambassador will meet the American visitors \u201cthe moment they step off the plane.\u201d \u201cWe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":175,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/polar_bear.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions\/178"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberal-elite.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}